Battle for Japan: Kuroda vs Yu
Submitted by Matt on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:03.
It’s being billed as the battle for Japan. Not since Godzilla fought Mothra has there been this much buzz in Tokyo.
Hiroki Kuroda and the Yankees will take on almost Yankee Yu Darvish and the Rangers. Winner becomes the pride of Japan. Loser will disgrace their family and may have to cut a finger off.
Businesses in Japan will be closed for the event. Saki bars will be packed with fans watching the game.
“My Yen on Darvish.” Said Omuchi Honda of South Tokyo.
"I go with Kuroda.” Said Toyota Togushiay of East Tokyo. “He a crafty veteran.”
Noted anime cartoonist, Nintendo Yamaha has already created a cartoon depicting the battle of the two warriors.
“I not tell you who win in cartoon.” He smiled. “Dat cheating.”
First starts at 8.
