CC wants refund from Skechers Shape-ups
The shoe company Skechers has been fined 40 million dollars by the FTA after it was discovered that their "Shape-ups" don't give you a slimmer and more sexy body just by wearing them.
Alot of people who want to look good but not actually do anything are angry.
"I had them damned things on for 3 weeks." Said obese man Clay Bigoria." "I wore them stupid things to McDonalds every day. Never lost a pound."
"I demand a refund." Said a hefty woman, Bertha Battles. "I don't look anything like Kim Kardashian after wearing those shoes. It's just another example of corporate greed."
Even CC Sabathia is rumored to own a pair.
"If they didn't make CC lose weight, what the hell chance do I have?" Bigoria said again. "I'm going back to my Keds."
We don't know what's more ridiculous, the fact that people actual thought wearing a weird shaped shoe would make your body look better, or that the shoes looked like something a moron would wear.