Idiot Sox Fan: Bailey signing looking pretty good now
After losing Mariano Rivera for the season with an ACL injury, the Yankees have now placed the replacement closer David Robertson on the 15 day DL with a strained oblique. The two closers have combined for 612 career saves for the Yanks, and it didn’t take long for a moronic Red Sox fan to start running his mouth.
“Riverah, gahn…Robitsahn, gahn…whats next? You gahnna lose Sahriahno too?” Said Red Sox fan Phillip Peabody. “You stupid Yanks fans made fun of us after we signed Andy Bailey. That Bailey signing is looking pretty good now!”
If you’re wondering what the hell he is talking about, the Sox traded for the A’s closer Andrew (Andy) Bailey to replace Papplebon. Before throwing a single pitch for Boston, he went on the DL with a bum shoulder and won’t be back until at least July.
“At least he will be back! We got this division!”
Still, Yankees fans are left wondering if there really is a curse on their pitching staff. The O’s took last night’s game 5-2 handing CC his first loss of the year.