Valentine does rain dance, tonight's game postponed
After yesterdays embarassing loss, the Red Sox were willing to try anything to avoid dropping a 6th straight on national television Sunday night.
Bobby Valentine, the crazy manager who is often seen doing silly things, is rumored to have conducted a rain dance, which worked because the weather in Boston is terrible and the game has been postponed.
"We'll do anything to avoid another loss." Said a Red Sox fan who kept saying 'we' as if he plays for the team. "We just can't hit right now. We can't pitch either. We did get Marlon Byrd so we'll have to wait and see how that works. He's an mvp type guy."
What about Valentine's rain dance?
"The skipper is great. He'll do anything for us, even put paint on his face and dance around like a fool. We're luck we got him."
The Yankees will head down to Texas for a series against the Rangers starting Monday.