Barry Bonds, Bobby Estalella, Jason Giambi, Miguel Tejada, Eric Gagne, Jeremy Giambi, Benito Santiago, Gary Sheffield, Randy Velarde, Lenny Dykstra, Jay Gibbons, Troy Glaus, Denny Neagle, Ron Villone, Ryan Franklin, Mike Stanton, Paul Lo Duca, Fernando Vina, Kevin Brown, Matt Herges, Chris Donnels, Todd Pratt, Kevin Young, Mike Lansing, Larry Bigbie, Brian Roberts, Jack Cust, Paul Lo Duca, Kent Mercker, Rick Ankiel, Tim Laker, Todd Hundley, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Mark Carreon, Hal Morris, Matt Franco, Rondell White, Jose Canseco, Chuck Knoblauch, Gregg Zaun, David Justice, F.P. Santangelo, Glenallen Hill, Mo Vaughn, Paul Byrd, Jose Guillen, Jason Grimsley, John Rocker, Gary Matthews Jr., Matt Williams

An early leak has been received exclusively by us from the 'Roid report. Apparently - Wil "I Love the Long Ball" Nieves aka Wil "Look Ma I Got A Hit" Nieves - was on 'roids in the minors - hence his spectacular production in Single A ball. As he was by far and away my favorite yankee - this is a sad day in Yankee history.

And what is Sal Fasano doing there?

Although many people think Bruney should have stopped playing for they Yanks a long time ago, he keeps on going out there with terrible performances.

Some performers just don't know when to hang it up.

The Yankees haven't asked Hideki Matsui to waive his no-trade clause and accept a deal to San Francisco, but there were strong indications last night he wouldn't stand in the way of a deal if presented to him. (Source)

The New York Yankees are on the verge of signing veteran relief pitcher LaTroy Hawkins to a one-year contract worth $3.75 million, sources told ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney.

A 13-year veteran, Hawkins had a 3.42 ERA last season pitching for the National League champion Colorado Rockies.
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If you weren't before, you are now officially a moron.
Great way to spend $673 dollars.

One fan posted a winning bid of $673 at the MLB.com Auction for the can that was sprayed in the Yankees' dugout when tiny midges swarmed Cleveland's Jacobs Field during the American League playoffs.

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — It would take a monster to replace Barry Bonds in left field.
How about Godzilla?

The Giants have spoken about trading for Hideki Matsui, the New York Yankees outfielder who brought that nickname with him from Japan in 2003. A Giants executive described talks as preliminary but substantive enough that the two clubs planned to speak again in the coming days.

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Does this mean we would have to change our site name to Lincecumfan.com or noahlowryfan.com ? Can't you trade for someone with an easier name?

As tough as it would be for us to get rid of Matsui, these pitchers would be a great addition. A Matsui trade would also free up the DH spot that is already overflowing with Giambi, Duncan, and Damon from time to time.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- There's already a warehouse full of potential Yankee relievers, and general manager Brian Cashman is still searching for additional fresh arms.

The Yankees are currently looking at:
(Ron Mahay)
(Damaso Marte)

Cashman specifically mentioned right-handers Alan Horne, Jeff Marquez and Steven White as potential candidates. If he is not included in the starting rotation, Ian Kennedy might also fill a relief role.
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"We're not going to be used here," Hank Steinbrenner says. "I'm not going to play the game," he says.

When asked how Hank felt about possibly losing Santana now, he replied.

"And just like the ocean under the moon
Well thats the same emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth
Gimme your heart make it real
Or else forget about it"

Thank me later for getting this song stuck in your head.

NASHVILLE – Andy Pettitte, who contemplated retirement this winter, has told his good friends, a few former Astros teammates and some current Yankees teammates that he will return to the Bronx for the 2008 season.
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